On being a Waitress

Customer:

May I get the b***?

Me:

Beer? Okay.

*walked away*

Me (to self):

Oh crap, what beer?

Boss:

It’s actually the bill.

Me:

*embarrassed* okay.

Customer:

May I get the ***l?

Me:

*confused* Huh?

Customer:

May I get the ***l?

Me:

Milk?

Customer:

****l

Me:

*confused* Milk?

Customer:

The b***?

Me:

*extremely confused then finally come to realize* Oh…Bill?

Customer:

Yes *Giggles*

Oh dear, this is so embarrassing, but I swear these people have such strange accent that they can’t say the word ‘bill’ properly.