Saturday, June 30, 2007

On being a Waitress


Customer:

May I get the b***?

Me:

Beer? Okay.


*walked away*


Me (to self):

Oh crap, what beer?

Boss:

It’s actually the bill.

Me:

*embarrassed* okay.





Customer:

May I get the ***l?

Me:

*confused* Huh?

Customer:

May I get the ***l?

Me:

Milk?

Customer:

****l

Me:

*confused* Milk?

Customer:

The b***?

Me:

*extremely confused then finally come to realize* Oh…Bill?

Customer:

Yes *Giggles*


fatallygorgeous


Oh dear, this is so embarrassing, but I swear these people have such strange accent that they can’t say the word ‘bill’ properly.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

I came across an article in an Asian Lifestyle Magazine.

Gift Ideas to Inspire You


For the Pisces
Pisceans are interested in everything that isn’t quite real – illusion and disillusionment, fantasy, drama, emotion, art and spirituality. The best gift for a Pisces is something that feeds these interests.


Woman: Floating candles, Scented bath oils, Dinner and a Show, Mood Ring, Bikini, A cruise, Pedicure

Well, I can’t deny that it is not true.
I do love floating candles and scented bath oils, but free spa trips are probably a better alternative.

Dinner and a Show can be polished to a romantic candle-lit dinner for two along with a bouquet of red roses, a beautiful waltz and romantic pleasant surprises.

I am not a big fan of mood rings, but I find it fascinating.
*Babe, remember how I use to linger a little longer in a particular shop where they sell mood rings? =)*

us

Oh yeah, definitely a bikini which suits me. For the time being, it’s time to cut the fat (Biggest Loser punch-line).

A cruise! Oh my goodness gracious! I think most of the people I know, knows that I love cruising! Even though I am not a big fan of small cruises, but the Yarra River cruise trip on my birthday was wonderful. Thanks darling! Personally I prefer big ships and I certainly can’t wait to board a cruise again. =)

Pedicure – see above. I would personally prefer full package free spa trips. Oh, in my dreams I guess.

Note: For more gift ideas - comment me, inform me horoscope, man or woman.

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Something random
I realised I have never got any of my own surprise party, even though I have attended heaps of them. Sigh.


P/s: God, I am scared...I really am...

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